GUY SAY **** TO CR7. CR7

ONCE THE TRANSFER DEAL COMPLETE.80 MILLION POUND.FANTASTIC FEE RIGHT GUY.."HE DESERVES EVERYTHING HAPPEN TO HIM CONSIDERING WHAT HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED IN RECENT YEARS..HE DESERVES THAT.FOR SURE..

HOLLA MADRID.HOLLA BERNABOU..BYE2 MANUTD...
BUT CR7 TOTALLY DIFFERENT TO COMPARE WITH ANOTHER NO7 SHIRT.. D.BECKHAM.ERIC CANTONNA WHO THE FANS LOVE THEM SO MUCH...
SAY WHATEVER U WANT TO ARROGANT.EGO.ACT LIKE PRIMADONNA.SO BETTER LET HIM GOOO......
THE END OF NEW ERA OF MANUTD.NEW ERA OF GALATICOS FOR HOLLA MADRID

Menghalau Roomate Yg Anda Tak Suka Secara 'Berlapik.HAHA TRY

Bengang dengan roommate anda? Tak tahu apa nak buat? GEt ready for the payback time...

1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi tidor.

2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati" horee...kau dah balik". Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia "Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg"

3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 " Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?" dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.

4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata "Dah merebak... dah merebak!"

5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap "Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi" sambil keluar & menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat...Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.

6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata "Tak lama lagi...tak lama lagi..."

7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, "Siot betul, kalah lagi"

8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat "Horee...!". bukak lampu semula.

9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap "Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda..." Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata "Eh, kau rupanya..."

10. Kata kat roommate "Ada pesanan penting untuk kau". Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap "Eh...aku dah ingat". Lepas tu pengsan balik.

11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.

12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.

13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.

14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.

15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.

16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.

17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.

18. Pegang & gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda sambil berkata "Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la...Macam teknik rebonding...". Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.

19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 orang bace yasin ramai2.
bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.

20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat.

hehehe...cubalah... pasti roomate anda berambus secara terhormat...

CHECKING THE ORIGANALITY OF U'R MOBILE

Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears.

Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 th 8 th 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
Phone serial no. x x x x x x ? ? x x x x x x x

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 0 , 2 or 2 , 0 this means your cell phone was assembled in Emirates which is very Bad quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 0 , 8 or 8 , 0 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germany which is fair quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 0, 1 or 1, 0 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finland which is very Good

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 0 , 0 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 1 , 3 this means your cell phone was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health

NAK TRY TAK..HACKERS

hmm..org kata pkai line lg save dr prepaid..tp korg msti trperanjat dgn ape yg bakal aku citerkan ni..
top-pup RM 10 tp blh tahan smpi 1 bulan tak kira la klau korg brgayut brape lama skalipun,hantar brape juta sms skalipun..

mgkin rezeki aku aritu,pg la jmpa makcik bau2 bacang ngn aku, dia ajr camne nk crossing account,
coz dia keje kt bhgn System Development Telecom.
kekadag aku tlg gak memenber trdekat topup, tp amik untung sket aar..
Ok, secara simplenya aku terangkan kat korg, tp INGAT JGN BUAT LBIH DR 3 KALI untuk 1 nombor, coz system akan auto detect & batalkan no korg..

timing nya, korg blh topup pertengahan ujung bulan between 25 hb keatas dlm kul 3am keats. coz dlm tempoh ni, system akan di selenggara, so ada loopholes. kene try&error..
1) beli topup RM 10... gesek & ready.
2) korg type < ** REC 10 > , then send to 09901
3) tgu reply, kat skrin akn kuar satu serial number 6 digit, korg salin tau.
4) pastu korg type < ** REC 10> <123456> msuk kan 6 digit td, send 09902
5) pastu diorag akn reply "insert ur topup num", so korg type 14 digit topup number yg korg beli cntohnya;
<01234567891023> send to 09903
6) tak lama pastu diorg akn reply;
"ingat ni company opah kau yg punya? msuk toilet pun kene byr 20sen, ni kau nk topup 10 hengget nk pkai seumur idup plak!! bnyk cantik muka kau"
hah.. tu aar, aku pun tak sngka diorg akn reply mcm tu.. kecik ati aku..
kdg2 diorg reply lebih 'kesat' dari di atas dlm pelbagai bahasa, blh menitik air mata beb..

How to frustrate people who steal your MOBILE!

It is worth taking down that serial number.

Before anyone loses his/her mobile phone, one should first check the
serial number of the phone by keying in *#06# where a 15-digit number
will appear on the screen. Please record it down and keep it for
reference.

In case the phone is lost, the rightful owner can call the
Service provider to disable the phone by providing the serial number.

That means, the person who took the phone cannot use it at all even if
they insert a new SIM card. If everyone knows this procedure, there
would not be much use taking away someone's phone. So better dont

GRADUATED...GREAT MOMENT..SHARE

Salam guyyss.so im graduated..DIPLOMA STATISTIC
bachelor coming soon..

So kwn2 yang nak tgk....silakan..we share all the memories together...

So pade sape yang blum grade perasaan di dalam dewan amatla bercampur baur..

happy..letih..suspense...nervous..tearful..anxious..satisfied..
saat paling memilukan bg graduan uitm..nyanyian UiTM dihatiku..wahhhh..rmai orng brkate..